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Greatest Movie One Liners

June 18, 2005 / by BlogOff

Greatest Movie One Liners

38 comments on Greatest Movie One Liners

  • rubyrocks said 3 years ago
    "you scratched my anchor" - al czervik - caddyshack
  • BLOGMASTER said 3 years ago
    "CheeChee grab the yayo!" - Tony Montana Scarface

    "Ummm when it hits your lips it just soo good." - Frank the Tank Old School

    "OH YEAH!!!" - Jenna Jameson any of her flix.

    "Notorious BIG Said it Best 'You're either slinging crack rock or you gotta wicked jump shot.' No body want's to work everyone want's to make a quick buck. So I went the white boy way of slinging crack rock, I became a stock broker.." - Seth Boiler Room
  • ataloss said 3 years ago
    "STELLA! Here's the meat!" Street Car Named Desire; Marlon Brando AKA Stanley Kowalski. *LOVE this movie*

  • Meagan9077 said 3 years ago
    Hehe...this is funny!

    "BUBBLES ALL MY BUBBLES MINE!" Fish in Finding Nemo

    ~Meagan...more later...but thats all me...
  • Netwit said 3 years ago
    "Get ready little lady, Hell's comin to breakfast."
    Chief Dan George.
    The Outlaw Josey Wales.
  • apositivepessimist said 3 years ago
    he's not the messiah...he's just a naughty boy...bryans mum.
  • a2zgoblog said 3 years ago
    What so funny??? I no understand.
  • BLOGMASTER said 3 years ago
    "Say a ello to my little friend" - Tonya Montana Scarface

    "So you say nice to meet ya. You sound intelligent. Where'd you get these?" - Gordon Gecko WallStreet

  • fredericksburgtexas said 3 years ago
    You talking to me? --DeNiro-Taxi Driver
  • WriteGuy said 3 years ago
    Take me now or lose me forever!
    Meg Ryan-Top Gun
  • coldonion said 3 years ago
    "Yay, I''m a llama!!....Oh...Wait."

    Kuzko,
    Emperor''s New Groove.
  • longthought said 3 years ago
    Homer Simpson is standing there watching someone toiling over a project. The man looks up at Homer, Homer replies,"Gee, I really wish I wanted to Help."
  • Meagan9077 said 3 years ago
    "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" - Gone With The Wind

    "ET Phone Home" - E.T.

    Hehe...I just had to put that. ~Meagan
  • Gekko said 3 years ago
    Here's looking at you kiddo!
    Bogart in Casablanca

    Hasta la Vista, Baby!
    I'll be back.
    Arnold Swarzenegger in a number of movies

    The name is Bond, James Bond.
    007

    Houston, we have a problem.

    Do you feel lucky, punk?
    Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry

    You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here.
    Robert De Niro, Taxi Driver



  • Netwit said 3 years ago
    I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking!
    Russel Cates after almost launching a missle on the ground.
    Independence Day.
  • momoff said 3 years ago
    "You see what she did? Your c*nting daughter?"-The Exorcist.
  • misspriss said 3 years ago
    We're on a mission from God.
    -Blues Brothers
  • ataloss said 3 years ago
    "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"
  • ataloss said 3 years ago
    "You had me at hello"
  • Anonabeth said 3 years ago
    I know its a bit late but one of my favourites

    "Abosu-fucking-lutely Bob" - Mean Machine :)
  • DrSzusz said 3 years ago
    "A Laural, and Hardey handshake" The wellcome to Clevon Little, the new shariff of Rock Ridge. Blazing Saddles
    Also, He and Gene Wilder are standing in a long line of Clansmen when Clevon yells out, to get their attention, "Where da white women at"
    That movie has dozens of one liners
  • DrSzusz said 3 years ago
    "A Laural, and Hardey handshake" The wellcome to Clevon Little, the new shariff of Rock Ridge. Blazing Saddles
    Also, He and Gene Wilder are standing in a long line of Clansmen when Clevon yells out, to get their attention, "Where da white women at"
    That movie has dozens of one liners
  • nokidding said 3 years ago
    "someone ought to knock your head off, but I won't, I won't - the HELL I WON'T - BLAM!
    -John Wayne
  • bourbonbuddy4 said 3 years ago
    "Gee Harry, I thought the rocky mountains would be a little rockier than this. That John Denver is full of shit man!" Dumb and Dumber

    "Honey do you think KFC is still open?" Old School
  • Liberallikejesus said 3 years ago
    "Some people deserve to die."
    Sharon Stone - The Quick and the Dead.

    "What did you do?!" "Son of a... that's gonna leave a mark." about a dozen others
    Chris Farley - Tommy Boy

    And now e-mail me if you now this one, cause I can't remember and it's driving me nuts:

    "Good for you... and good FOR you."

    I think it was Christopher Walken but in what?
  • NomadiClare said 3 years ago
    Parking Attendant: Don't worry, I'm a professional.
    Cameron: (under his breath) Professional what?
    *Ferris Bueller's Day Off*

    or

    Donkey: Tomorrow, I'm makin' waffles!
    *Shrek*

    or

    Rainman: I'm a very excellent driver. Drive slow in the driveway.
    *Rainman*
  • wankstabecca said 3 years ago
    "You play ball like a girl!"
    "You're killin me smalls!"
    -The Sandlot

    The Butabi brothers: No..... YES!!
    -A Night at the Roxbury

    "I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party."
    (Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and I'm invited?)
    -Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
  • acomplexwoman said 3 years ago
    "I have a head for business and a bod for sin. Is there anything wrong with that?"
    Melanie Griffith - Working Girl.

    "You're gonna need lots of drinks."
    Jack Nicholson - Terms of Endearment
  • uglyduck5150 said 3 years ago
    i'll turn him into a flea, put that flea into a box, put that box into a bigger box, mail that box to myself and when I get it, i'll...smash it with a hammer. Or I can just poison him with this
    Emperor's New Groove
  • uglyduck5150 said 3 years ago
    i'll turn him into a flea, put that flea into a box, put that box into a bigger box, mail that box to myself and when I get it, i'll...smash it with a hammer. Or I can just poison him with this
    Emperor's New Groove
  • randman21 said 3 years ago
    "He's a padantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard; A belligerent old fart; A worthless, steaming pile of cow dung (figuratively speaking)!"

    From "Liar Liar"
  • WordsInMYCereal said 3 years ago
    "Yippee-kai-yay mother F*ck*r"

    Bruce Willis - Die Hard

    Sorry about the languege but yeah... good line...
  • chitterchatter said 3 years ago
    Josey Wales (Clint Eastwood): You a bounty hunter?
    Bounty hunter: Man's gotta make a living.
    Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy.

    and

    Wales: You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?
  • Ravenhawk said 3 years ago
    "Guess who's coming to dinner?" Chekhov in Star Trek 6-The Undiscovered Country
  • ChihulahuaLover said 3 years ago
    "You had better leave, I'm calling the police and they will be here in 10 minutes." Go ahead that gives me 9 minutes to kick your ass!

    "Diary of a Mad Black Woman"
  • Mick said 5 months ago

    Who the hell left Rodney Dangerfield out of this list, the king of the one liners;

    I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy... I'd have had nothing to play with.

    A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over; nobody's home. I went over. Nobody was home.

    During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

    It's been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

  • umang said 4 months ago

    i m the guy who does his job

    you must be the other guy

                                     Mark Wahlberg in "The Departed"

     

  • nele said 2 months ago

    can someone plzzz help me :).

    I can't exactly recall the phrase, but it was a movie and suddenly the man said "I'm so tired, I wanna go home and eat you're pussy"

    or something like that :p

    I just thought it was sooooo funny and out of the blue what he said that I wanna know again wich movie it was

     

    thx!!

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